69: Meth Heads, Oprah Winfrey, Phone Awkwardness, and Blatant Misinterpretations of the Law

December 12, 2007

Now, I bet you’re wondering, why would I string together four seemingly unrelated topics in the 69th official Exreality rant? The answer is simple—to remind everyone that we have range. That is, we can complain about anything, for any length of time, and we’ll never get tired of it. So sit back and enjoy as I give you a shining example of what we do best, in this, our 69th rant. Read the rest of this entry »


Signs (The Incredible Journey part 5)

July 15, 2007

Signs were simple in the biblical days. Humans were so dense that they believed that a good crop meant that Mother Gaia was happy with them. God was also very direct with his signs, smiting people who disobeyed him and parting seas to save his holy people. But as history progressed, humans began to create their own signs. At first, they were simple and thus easily understood and even followed. Simple store signs like “Le Shoppe” and eventually signs to alert travelers to the distance between the sign they were reading and the town ahead. But now people have become so dense that signs mean nothing to them and thus why bother? Read the rest of this entry »