Give It a Rest, Mother Nature

It’s now fall, which means a couple of things in Washington. First, it means that the rain is coming back. What I forgot about until recently was the second thing: brutal November wind storms. Now I know what you’re all thinking…how bad can one wind storm really be? At least it’s not a blizzard? And I generally agree, except it’s not just one windstorm.

10 Things That Suck About Washington

Recently shadow explained what Californians didn’t understand about rain, and the post gave me the idea of talking about rain in Washington. But then I realized that an inexplicable inability to drive in the rain was just one of the many reasons that Washington sucks. Don’t get me wrong, I love Washington state. I’m proud to live here. But the following is a list of 10 things that truly suck about Washington.

Rain O’er Me

A habitable planet for us in the plainest definition (excluding the need for a breathable atmosphere and a gravity constant on the surface close to 9.81 m/s) is one that can support H2O in its liquid state. Water is important to us humans, thus it’s suggested we drink 8 cups of water a day. So why is it that we can’t seem to handle it when it starts to fall from the sky? It’s not like it’s surging at us with a large tidal force or in a funnel shape. It’s just water falling from the heavens.

10 Things Californians Fail to Understand About Rain

Rain, it’s a foreign concept to most Californians. To them, water is an element that comes from the ocean on the coast or from a purified spring called Evian. But what water does not do is fall from the sky, at least not often enough that they remember how to act when it happens. So the following is 10 things that Californians fail to understand about rain.

Why I’m Pissed Off

Eco-Douchebags
I’m tired of all these fucking environmentalist douchebags running around this college campus, constantly going on and on about what we can all do to reduce our carbon footprints and improve sustainability. Apparently just having to live with and listen to these people constantly wasn’t enough, they decided it was necessary to post signage. As I left my room today, I noticed the sign that read “Turning off your lights will help conserve energy!” There are many things wrong with this sign:

Meteorologist for a Day

People are insane. I live in the beautiful state of Washington, as I have stated many times before, and we generally have very mild weather. Every so often, we get a winter that brings us a lot of snow, and this was one of those winters. We got an absurd amount of snow. My favorite part about this phenomenon is that everyone watches the 8 hours of weather coverage on the news the day before the snowstorm and thinks that they are qualified to forecast the weather.

Temperature Rising

It is so fucking hot. I live in Washington, home of rain, the Seattle Mariners, and many other fantastically crappy things. In the winter I always look forward to the summer, usually we do pretty well at stringing many mid-70 days together and having an overall decent summer. Here’s where I have the problem. When it reaches the LOW FUCKING 90s, it’s goddamn impossible to do anything. How can you save yourself? Read on…

The Glorious Return

Ah yes kiddies, the revolution continues. The former Exreality.net has been reincarnated, this time as an organization of thinking folk who are here to analyze all that is wrong with the world. Exreality.net is the Exreality of the future. So come, everyone, and discover what we’re all about here at Exreality. The purpose of this website is generally to allow our journalists a place to get their thoughts out in an entertaining fashion that the general public can enjoy. So sit back, relax, and we’ll get into it as soon as possible.