Hope and the Slutty Pumpkin: An Inner Monologue

So shadow is D-Runk right now, it is Halloween, therefore we have a resurgence of the inner monologues. I don’t exactly know how alcohol affects the inner voice, but I’m hoping not by a lot. Why not start off a new month with an inner monologue over a rant? I feel neglected. For those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about, this is shadow’s inner monologue, essentially a narration of his life and a moral backbone that he fails to exert in his normal life. Here we begin.