Meet the Epic Date Movie

Recently I’ve had the displeasure of seeing “Meet the Spartans.” Upon doing so I broke one of the Courtesy rules distorted and Nyarlathotep speak so highly about, but I’d like to juxtapose a referendum to their rule that you do go to a movie belligerently drunk because if you see a truly horrible movie and there are drunkards there, they cannot take anymore from an already horrible movie going experience. Like how you cannot become more dead after dying, a truly horrible movie cannot become more horrible by an outside force…